Haven't you heard? The coming economic collapse has officially been canceled.
Don't worry, be happy - the U.S. unemployment rate is falling and it will continue to fall. Don't be concerned that according to Gallup, the U.S. unemployment rate actually rose to 10.3% at the end of February. Everyone knows that U.S. government numbers are far more accurate than the numbers that Gallup puts out.
Don't worry, be happy - globalism is doing wonderful things for the U.S. economy. Just look at all the incredibly cheap products from foreign nations such as China that are available in our stores. Do you think that all of this stuff would be so cheap if we didn't have free trade? We may have a massive "trade imbalance" right now, but this is just temporary as we transition over to a one world economy.
Don't worry, be happy - the fact that the number of Americans on food stamps has set another new all-time high (44 million) is just an indication that more Americans are learning how to use government services.
Don't worry, be happy - the fact that new home sales in the United States have been setting record lows just means that the only direction they have to go is up.
Don't worry, be happy - the fact that so many Americans are going back to work means that lots of additional tax money will soon be pouring into the coffers of state and local governments.
Don't worry, be happy - the economic improvement that we are seeing right now will soon mean that the austerity measures being implemented across the United States will soon come to an end.
Don't worry, be happy - Barack Obama has announced a great plan for reducing the federal budget deficit. As the U.S. economy grows at a 5 or 6 percent pace for the rest of the decade the budget deficit is going to just keep on shrinking.
Don't worry, be happy - the price of oil cannot possibly stay this high. Yes, U.S. crude rose to $104 a barrel today, but that is just because of the crisis in Libya.
There is nothing to worry about.
Everything is under control.
Don't worry, just be happy.
Don't worry, be happy - the U.S. unemployment rate is falling and it will continue to fall. Don't be concerned that according to Gallup, the U.S. unemployment rate actually rose to 10.3% at the end of February. Everyone knows that U.S. government numbers are far more accurate than the numbers that Gallup puts out.
Don't worry, be happy - globalism is doing wonderful things for the U.S. economy. Just look at all the incredibly cheap products from foreign nations such as China that are available in our stores. Do you think that all of this stuff would be so cheap if we didn't have free trade? We may have a massive "trade imbalance" right now, but this is just temporary as we transition over to a one world economy.
Don't worry, be happy - the fact that the number of Americans on food stamps has set another new all-time high (44 million) is just an indication that more Americans are learning how to use government services.
Don't worry, be happy - the fact that new home sales in the United States have been setting record lows just means that the only direction they have to go is up.
Don't worry, be happy - the fact that so many Americans are going back to work means that lots of additional tax money will soon be pouring into the coffers of state and local governments.
Don't worry, be happy - the economic improvement that we are seeing right now will soon mean that the austerity measures being implemented across the United States will soon come to an end.
Don't worry, be happy - Barack Obama has announced a great plan for reducing the federal budget deficit. As the U.S. economy grows at a 5 or 6 percent pace for the rest of the decade the budget deficit is going to just keep on shrinking.
Don't worry, be happy - the price of oil cannot possibly stay this high. Yes, U.S. crude rose to $104 a barrel today, but that is just because of the crisis in Libya.
There is nothing to worry about.
Everything is under control.
Don't worry, just be happy.
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