Mickey D's fed up-Now testing new automated cashiers that won't go on strike demanding $15/hour

Behold McDonald's new automated cashiers.  According to a variety of sources over on Reddit, the new machines are currently being tested and could soon roll out nationwide. The kiosks would presumably be quick, efficient, require new "green" and "teal" check boxes on the employee diversity forms, and would never, ever, demand $15 per hour.