Those children and their evil lemonade stands with evil real lemons are a danger to the profits of giant corporations who make genuine lemon-flavored chemicals to sell to us all! If we all start buying real lemonade with real lemons from real children, the terrorists will win!
I’m beginning to think that there’s a nation-wide government conspiracy against either lemonade or children, because these lemonade stand shutdowns seem to be getting more and more common. If you set up a stand for your kids, just be prepared for a visit from the cops...
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