Obamacare Summed Up in One Sentence

"We are going to be gifted with a healthcare plan we are forced to purchase and fined if we don't, which rerportedly covers at least ten million more people without adding a single new doctor, but provides for sixteen thousand new IRS agents, written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn't understand it, passed by a Congress that didn't read it but exempted themselves from it, and signed by a president who smokes, with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes, for which we will be taxed for four years before any benefits take effect, by a government which has already bankrupted Social Security and Medicare, all to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese - and financed by a country that's broke." What the hell could go wrong?