Translation Guide to What the Government Says : What They Really Mean

What the Government Says          What They Really Mean

Gun Arsenal                                                  Gun Collection
Undocumented Immigrant                        Illegal Alien
Heavily Armed                                             Well-Protected
Investment for the Future                         Taxes
Your ‘Fair Share’ of Taxes                         Theft
“Common-Sense” Gun Control               Gun Confiscation
Non-viable Tissue Mass                           Unborn Baby
Affordable Care Act                                  Obamacare
Obamacare                                                 Socialism
Equal Access to Opportunity                  Socialism
Social Progress                                          Socialism
Progressive, Change                                More Government
“The Science Has Spoken”                     We Funded Scientists to Come to a Predetermined Result
Irresponsible Parents                              Homeschoolers
Anti-Vaxxers                                             Parents Who Think For Themselves
High Capacity Magazine                        Standard Capacity Magazine
Religious Fundamentalist                     God-Fearing Individual
The Rich                                                    Employers
The Gun Lobby                                        Second Amendment Advocates
Assault Weapon                                      Semi-Automatic Rifle