Idiocracy trailer: (http://www.youtube.com).
Food FX Gone AwryExample of fast food commercial: Did you get your burger, fries and cola today? Side effects include constipation, irritable bowels, anal leakage, congestive heart failure, Alzheimer's and loss of will to exercise.
Typical corporate cereal commercial: Have you had your GM whole grain flakes today? Side effects include loss of immunity and cell mutation. Daily consumption may lead to nervous system disorders and attention deficit hyperactivity disorder. Addiction to processed, refined grains and sugars can alter memory and cause diabetes. Ask your doctor if those disorders are right for you.
TOXI-FOOD-IKOL WarningTypical Big Pharma commercial: Does your skin itch constantly? Do you have numb and dull pains in your body? Do you suffer from migraine headaches that come on all of the sudden? Do you have joint pain or back pain? Is your vision blurred, and do you have insomnia? Ask your doctor about Toxi-food-ikol, the new medication for eating toxic food! You can keep eating anything you want to and "get rid of the symptoms!" Side effects include internal bleeding, loss of muscle control and loss of vision, hearing, taste and smell. Some patients experience periods of coma and forget who their relatives are. Do not mix your medication with any vitamins or minerals. Only drink tap water when taking Toxi-food-ikol. Some people experience loss of bone marrow, hair loss and loss of touch, and others simply can't breathe properly. Do not take Toxi-food-ikol and read at the same time.
There's a cure for idiocracy. Do not ever take Toxi-food-ikol. Do not eat cancer. Do not drink cancer. Don't put cancer on your skin. Most disease and disorder comes from toxic food consumption. If you see a lot of advertisements on television for any given products, chances are that the corporations paying for that air time also support toxic food and toxic medicine. That's where the real profits are, but that's also where the idiots foster negligence and suffer the long-term "side effects." Go 100% organic and get healthy before the GMO vultures find you. (http://www.amazon.com)
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http://www.youtube.com (Monsanto's milk banned in Europe)